Pete Holmes is a comedian. Maybe you saw his one hour Comedy Central Special, "Nice Try, The Devil" or listened to his CD "Impregnated with Wonder," which was named by The Onion as one of the best comedy albums of the year. Or maybe you saw him on Conan, Fallon, John Oliver's New York Standup Show or Tosh.0.
Pete is also the host of the popular podcast "You Made It Weird" and is going to be the host of his own half-hour talk show on TBS following Conan later this year. Wowzers!

Pete's also had his cartoons in the New Yorker, writes/lends his voice to the e*trade baby and several cartoons, is secretly Batman (don't tell) for a series of incredibly popular College Humor videos called "Badman," and has written for several network television "situation comedies."

Pete wrote this bio in the third-person so you'd think he has an assistant or something, but he doesn't.